Prom night from Mike, Indiana

PromNight: So, the actual dance part of prom was lame. No one would dance with me, and I didn’t have a date. But afterwards, my friends and I drove down to the Jersey Shore and I almost got into an accident trying to switch lanes. Once we finally got to our AMAZING beach house, we partied it up on the beach. Too bad I’m a light-weight and was wasted after one sip of vodka. This is part, I don’t actually remember, but my friends told me and I hear about constantly.
I mistakenly called my friend Caitlin, Melissa the entire night and begged her to XXXXXXX and to zip up my pants. I almost fell in the ocean while pXXXXg. The worst part of the night was when I woke up and didn’t have an eyebrow.
GOOD TIMES THOUGH! WOOO PROM!